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I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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