Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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