I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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