I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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