belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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