Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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