How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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