i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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