The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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