i just had sex bonerless
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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