Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He shit in the fireplace
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