Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
farters have to be the big spoon...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
We're too hungover to prance.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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