I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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