saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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