in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
My bed is full of blood and feathers
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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