Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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