Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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