Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
