I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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