yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
