She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
The beer is more important than you right now.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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