I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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