Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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