i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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