Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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