from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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