is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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