I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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