Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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