Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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