How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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