SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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