btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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