Yo dont text me then not text me
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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