STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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