why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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