Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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