It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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