At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm always down for nudity.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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