we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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