Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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