How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Fuck appropriateness.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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