I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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