The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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