her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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