the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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