Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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