careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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