you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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