I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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