So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
When are your genitals available?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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