I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I think people are normalizing furries
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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