I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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