wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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