well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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