Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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