her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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