I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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